Billy C Goes To Heaven

Bill Clinton died and went to heaven
But he truly looked awful scared
He wonders why he was there at all
He came so ill prepared

He said, why am I here dear father
You know the things I’ve done on earth
God spoke, I was happy with the size I gave you
It’s my fault I also gave it girth 

You know I cheated on my wife
When I had sex with that intern
God said, but I made Hilary stand by you

I loved to watch her doing her slow burn

Bill said, I know what I did was wrong

But give me credit, I did fess up

God smile and said you’re troubles began

When you undoubtedly messed her dress up

God spoke and said, I like you Bill
I will keep you for a spell
But if I catch you messing with my angels
I’m sending your ass straight to hell

I have repented dear father
I will make you so proud of me
So I will take my leave from you now
And search out any politicians that I can see

 Oh look there’s Abraham Lincoln
And standing beside him is J.F.K.
And there’s Washington and Ike Eisenhower
This must be Presidents Days

Bill’s mind went back to Monica
Then he felt a shock like a cattle prod
Twas then he heard a voice
Behave yourself for this is God 

As he walked he saw an angel standing
With another one kneeling on her knees
He thought nothing of this event
It was just an angel, who was eager to please

As he got a little closer to them
He looked sad and so forlorn
It was Hilary down upon her knees
And she was blowing Gabriel’s horn


He scream as said, what are you doing
Hilary looked at him and said
I am doing what Monica did to you
At least I waited until I was dead

 
Well this poem has drag on long enough
It wasn’t really my intention
But you see I didn’t say lawyers at all
And only a few politicians did I mention

There is a lesson to be learned from this
So take it from old Billy C
If you should see an angel on their knees
It could very well have been HE

Author: Tom Hutchinson AKA WILDTHING

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4/1/05