THE Definition of a BBQ

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ,
the following chain of events are put into motion:

1. The woman goes to the shops.

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2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.

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3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man,

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who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.

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4. The man places the meat on the grill.

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5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

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6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

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He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation.

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7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

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8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

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9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

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10. Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

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11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off. and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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