Have you ever noticed the difference between the way a woman shops and a man shops? A woman will comparison shop. Try to save money. Study the brands and the benefits of one over the other.
Perhaps try things on... see how they look with various other colors.
It doesn't matter if its out-dated or not the right size.
A woman will look them over, usually with something in mind. Maybe try to make it an educational toy.
In the meantime, the man is up and down every aisle, pushing every single one of those stupid buttons that say, "TRY ME"
Or squeezing a foot or a hand of some poor stuffed thing that makes noise. They will make sure they have all the little animals talking at once.
Or all the sirens going off on all the trucks and cars at once. The woman is scooting to the next aisle pretending he is someone elses husband!
Then while she is putting her bananas on the counter, feeling proud she kept to her budget,
she looks down and spies a package of donuts she just doesn't remember putting in the cart.
Next to that some new fangled something or other.
By the time she finishes checking out, she has spent not only this weeks food budget but half of next weeks as well.
And this happens because of stuff that just crawled into the cart all by itself!
But go together.... LMAO!!! Worse than a kid!
I have learned real early in my life, when
it comes to buying a new car... SEND HIM ALONE! Let him go, to his 8 or 10 car dealers. He
will comparison shop like there's no tomorrow! 9 times out of 10 he will end up at the 1st
place he looked anyway! The only problem is, better be careful and demand he come back for
you before the purchase. That way you can veto his first choice of a little sporty 2 seater
and direct him to his second choice of the one that fits your family of 5.
and unload the car when you get home, but
if you have to do that... leave him in the car to wait for you!
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