Mama She's Lazy
Mama, I've found someone, like you said I took her
home.
She has no snout, but she's no doubt, the biggest pig I've known.
I thought that she would help me out with the laundry and the chores.
But there are those who won't wash clothes,
And guess who's scrubbin' the floors.
Mama she's lazy, lazier than me.
And on my couch is where she says, she's always gonna be.
I've never slept that long, she beats all I've ever seen.
Mama she's lazy, she's lazier than me.
And mama, you always said - get the lead out of your pants.
But that old phrase don't phase her daze, she's always in a trance.
She's hung up on the movie stars, on the afternoon T.V.
And now I'm concerned she ain't worth a dern,
And I can't even get her to leave.
Mama she's lazy, lazier than me.
And on my couch is where she says, she's always gonna be.
She's never swept the floor, since she swept me off my feet.
Mama she's lazy, she's lazier than me.
Mama she's lazy, she's lazier than me.
