She’s raisin’ hell, her finger flips
Sparks shoot from her cursin’ lips

Her crazy blather is an endless tune
And your friends are always askin’
If she’s ridin’ a broom



Bitchy woman
She’s not very nice
Bitchy woman
She’s got your nuts in a vice



I really want to gag her
I hardly get to bag her
And there’s icicles hangin’ from our bed

There’s a rumor goin’ round
A Klingon ship came down
And they swapped her for some monster
With my girlfriend’s head


Bitchy woman
She’s not very nice



Bitchy woman
She’s got those flames in her eyes

Thanks Tom.. Ummm.. ( I think..)

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