Eight Words With Two Meanings



1. THINGY (thing-ee)

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

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Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

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2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

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Male.... Playing football without a cup.

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3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)


Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

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Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

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4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)


Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

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Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

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5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)


Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

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Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


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6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)


Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

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Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression
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7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)


Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

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Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

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8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)


Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

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Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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Hahaha thanks Mark aka HELLRAZOR

 

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