1. THINGY (thing-ee)
Female...... Any part under a
car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on
a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.... A desire to get
married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on
other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
Female.... A good movie,
concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be
done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)
Female.... An embarrassing
byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
Female...... The greatest
_expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
Female.... A device for
changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every
5 minutes.

Hahaha thanks Mark aka HELLRAZOR