I am an honorary member

Of Mouse Potato Patty’s clan

They made me wear these whiskers

And a cap made in Japan

Another honorary member

Called Mouse Potato Kat

Defaced my handsome picture

Man that woman's such a brat

Mouse Potato Patty

Named me Mouse Potato Tomcat

And the ears and whiskers were added

By her accomplice Kat

Now my first reaction, to the picture

Was Oh My God; is there no fucking mercy?

And those two gals were rolling on the floor

Laughing their Asses off at me.

Well Mouse Potato Patty

And Mouse Potato Kat

Are really loveable gals you see

I just wanted you to know that

So this is Mouse Potato Tomcat

With you two I feel at ease

So lets sit down at this table

And pass the f*cking cheese

I dub us three ……THE THREE MOUSEKATEERS

Love you Gals …Mouse Potato Tomcat

Author: Tom Hutchinson June 30, 2001.
© 2001 WILDTHING (All rights reserved)
By WILDTHING

Ahh.. but what Tomcat does not know you see
Is there are 4 of us not just 3

Hmmmmm, he's saying... 4 not 3
I wonder who the 4th one be

He's dying to know this I'd bet
Shall we tell him... nooo... not yet

Patty and I.. we both know
The name of our 4th Mouse Potato

~MPK~

I started out a couch potato
crawlin' off the couch
no mo' couch now ya know
I have become a mouse
I scurry here & scamper there
always one eye on red mail light
and seems I end up everywhere
sometimes all thru-out the night
I'm proud to be a mouse potato
and have my own mouse friends
you know I luv the fun we know
and hope it never ends!

mpp_ 2002

Mouse Potato Patty

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