A Tale Of Dale
A Tale of Dale
My friend Kat she has a husband
And his name is simply Dale
This is a funny story
Some may call a tall tale
Seems Dale fell out of bed one night
So he says this story goes
He got tangled up in the bed sheets
And fell out onto his nose
He then rolled across the bedroom
floor
And banged into his night stand
With two cuts and a beautiful shiner
He thought he’d reached the
promise land
With one cut below his eye
And the other cut above
Makes me wonder if he and Kat
Weren’t really making love
He could have used two stitches
If he would have went and seen the Doc
Kat smiled and said, “Oh Dale
your really tuff”
“OH baby you really ROCK”
Dale was so proud of his shiner
Even thought the cuts bled a little
bit
He got his wacky wife Kathy
To take a picture of it
Now
when Kat gets a hold of a picture
She gets this crazy feeling
And a picture of this Magnificence
Really has oddball Kat to squealing
With the Cheshire Kat grin upon her
face
She is front and center stage
Look out Dale she’s getting the
itch
To post your picture on some page
But if
the truth be really known
I’d
say that Kat blackened poor Dales eye
But I will give him credit
That
she didn’t make him cry
Don’t
mess with Kat because she’s crazy
When
she puts on the gloves
You
best be making friends with her
Relax
ol’ Dale its still you that Kat still loves
Author: Tom Hutchinson
LMAO!
Thanks Tom.. I THINK!
By the way everyone... I DIDN'T DO IT!
He really hit the nightstand!!
REALLY!
3/2/03
