A prayer for the stressed.....

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change,  the courage to change the things I cannot
accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of
those people  I had to kill today because they
pissed me off.  And also, help me to be careful of
the toes I step  on today as they may be connected
to the ass  that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....12% on
Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays and help me to
remember.....When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems  that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.