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You're kidding RIGHT


What ever made you ladies think
That there was such a perfect man
You have had your reasons I suppose
Reasons I just don’t understand



I sorrowfully look at you five gals
And how you've wasted you whole lives
With dreams of finding that perfect man
And becoming the perfect wives

I am sure you gals are loco
And you all share that common bond
I am truly convinced right now my dears
That all five of you were blonde

For it is written in the bible
That God took a rib from man
He molded it with love and care
And made the first woman

The Garden of Eden was never the same
When Eve set foot upon the world
Adam was so sexually aroused
Even his fig leaf curled

I don’t have to tell you what happened next
For you know this story it is true
The perfect man is forever gone
Because God gave mans bone to you

Let this be a lesson to you gals
Don’t wait for the perfect man to come along
For the hopes of this all happening
You would be singing your swan song

There are many men out there waiting for you
To this fact I certainly do attest
Just go out there and find yourself a man
SO WHAT IF HE’S ONLY SECOND BEST

February 6, 2003
Author: Tom Hutchinson
AKA Wildthing

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2/6/03