LET ME TELL Y’ALL A STORY

‘BOUT A GAL NAMED Kat

SHE’S A MINNESOTA GAL

WHO KNOWS RIGHT WHERE IT’S AT

SHE HAS A LITTLE DAWGIE

SHE PUTS OUTSIDE TO PEE

THAT POOR  LITTLE DAWG …HADDA GO SO BAD

BUT HE COULDN’T FIND A TREE

HE RAN AROUND IN CIRCLES

THAT POOR DAWG WAS IN SOME PAIN

HE THOUGHT IF I DON’T FIND A TREE

I KNOW I’LL GO INSANE

Kat YELLED AT HER POOR DAWGIE

HURRY UP IT’S COLD OUT HERE

WHAT DO YA THINK YER DOING

MAKING PEEING YOUR CAREER

WELL THE NEXT THING YA KNOW

DAWGIES LEG IS POINTED HIGH

HE COULDN’T HOLD IT BACK NO MORE

HE HAD TO LET IT FLY

WELL NOW IT’S TIME TO SAY SO LONG

TO Kat AND HER DAWGIE

THIS SONG WILL MAKE HIM FAMOUS

I THINK YOU’LL ALL AGREE

YOU’RE ALL INVITED BACK NEXT WEEK

TO KATS LOCALITY

SO SHE CAN LET HER DAWG OUT

AND YOU CAN WATCH HIM PEE

MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU ARE HERE

THE DOG MAY HAVE TO POOP

THEN WE CAN WATCH…. POOR OLD Kat

DO THE POOP AND SCOOP