The Colorectal Surgeon

We praise the colo-rectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don’t shine



Respect the colo-rectal surgeon
it’s a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let’s all do the finger wave



When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
and others just spread cheeks



Some may think the cardiologist
is their best friend
But the colo-rectal surgeon knows….
He’ll get you in the end.



Why the colo-rectal surgeon
it’s one of those mysterious things
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?



When I first met a colo-rectal surgeon
He did not quite understand
I said, “Hey it’s nice to meet you
But do you mind we don’t shake hands?”



He sailed right thru medical school
Because he was a wizz
But he never thought of psychology
tho he read passages



A Doctor he once said to me
For golf he loved to play
But this not quite what he meant
By 18 holes a day.



We praise the colo-rectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don’t shine

3/7/08