If ya believe some of the radical blogs out there???

Guess I'm a gonna die!!!

I still smoke - 51 years now - it's gonna kill me! I still drink too often and often too much - it's gonna kill me!

I drive in traffic occasionally. All of those fumes are gonna kill me too. I bought a bicycle. Went riding. Ever roll your window down at a really busy intersection and smell the roses (fumes)? It's gonna kill me. Damn cars tried to kill me too! Riding bicycles is dangerous for old folks!

Hell, I may not make it to 89 like my Mom did?

My kids are too damn busy to come around very often. I don't get to spoil my grandkids very much anymore. That is my job ya know?

Taxes are killing me. Gas prices, insurance premiums and the cost of traveling make me want to sell a couple of my vehicles. Can't afford to drive anywhere anymore?

Radical Muslims are going to blow my ass up soon!

There was a shooting a few weeks ago across the street from my office window in my house. I mean right across the street. I can watch the fights and cars racing on the parking lot about twenty five feet from my window. Another shooting two weeks ago on another parking lot 3 blocks away. 4 kids shot - one dead! And I live in an "upscale, safe" neighborhood.

Commercial free cable has disappeared! I see more commercials on cable than on regular TV now and it costs me a fortune!! That just sucks!

The Vikings beat the Giants yesterday while I watched on my new $3000.00 HDTV - the Big Un. That shakes the very foundation of life if ya ask me??

My doctor tells me I have to quit smoking, drinking and eating things I like to eat. My sex life seems to be nonexistent these days. I sound like a bowl of Rice Crispies when I get up and move. Joints aching and popping all the time. If I don't hurt in the mornings I think I am dead! My relatives are getting new knees and body parts. Heart valves and stints and all kinds of different body parts they are getting. What a glorious thing to look forward to huh?

I ain't checkin out anytime soon I don't think and I sure as hell ain't gonna hurry it on purpose. I ain't suicidal or anything like that.

However, all things considered why in the world would I worry about MSG?

I ain't gettin out of here alive anyway so I think I'll keep my bad habits and enjoy what time I got left. Thank you very much!

The "Golden Years" suck if ya ask me??? Guess I need to take up golf or something so I can be happy?? Doctor says I need a hobby? Just remember doctors are just "practicing" anyway. What the heck do they know about what I need? I need to win the lottery - that's what I need. Then I can worry about how long I'm gonna live. I'd have to stay around to spend my kids inheritance now wouldn't I???

Old Fart - the Bubba here