Get a job you
BUM BUM BUM BUM
Money don't grow on trees you
BUM BUM BUM BUM

Silent farts
Deadly farts
All was calm
Not for long

Oh come all ye little horners
Come and get them green cards
And learn some dang english
And then how to drive

I wish my mother in law would get hit by a car
I wish my mother in law would get hit by a car
I wish my mother in law would get hit by a car
So I wouldn't have to hear her BITCH

Blue balls
Blue balls

It's dollar night at the titty club
See them dance
On my pants
Soon it will be bathroom time

You better watch out
I think she's a guy
I'm not quite sure
But somethin ain't right
Janet Reno's coming to town

Johnny the retard had an 8 lb water head
He was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
My name is Johnny

The first queer Santa Claus
Wore red leather chaps

And a pair of white short shorts
That had a hole in the back

I pissed my pants
The toilet was just too far
I drunk too much damn beer

I tried to hold it in
But my bladder just gave in
And I pissed right thru my drawers
Right thru my Wrangler drawers
I pissed I pissed
My Wrangler drawers

11/18/05